Twat

1. Female genitalia.
2. An offensive name.
3.A silly Welsh ginger cunt.

I'd like to see her twat.

You fucking twat.

Oi you squirrelly twat.

by pissflap mcgee June 8, 2013

chewbacca twat

When a woman doesn't trim/shave her pubic area.

She needs to do something with that chewbacca twat before she goes around showing it to everyone.

by bunny September 15, 2004

twat jelly

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking

When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.

by Glennah August 30, 2006

twitter twat

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.

Becky has become a twitter twat

by mangonzo April 28, 2010

Twat Towel

A Tampon / Tampax / Sanitary Towel. That horrible thing that women put on their cunts to soak up a period.

Oi you bitch, your fucking twat towel is lying on the toilet floor again.

by Terry T November 27, 2006

The TwatBerries

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.

"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."

by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010

Twat block

(v 1) When a female interferes* with someone, typically a male who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex.
(v 2) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n) any female one who prevents another person from getting to know someone.

*Often intentionally

(1) Jim was talking to Lisa. That is until Jims little sister twat blocked him when she asked why he needed two girlfriends.
(2) My ex-wife twat blocks me every chance she gets. I hate her.

by Solar1 April 7, 2009