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Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018
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two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside
Dude did you just two aside just now
by Chinkz December 4, 2015
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seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.
Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!
by Pete Pace July 3, 2008
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Low Two

Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.

To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
After winning a point in spike ball, the two teammates celebrated with a low two.
by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020
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two tyl

K broa from da same motha i be two tyl!
by Poncho Franzwarez May 29, 2010
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Day Two

The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.
You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.
by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017
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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."
by MitchellDick April 7, 2008
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