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Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.
Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!
by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011
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twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed
person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight
by johnny4fears February 2, 2020
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Twitter swarm

n. a large, dense group of twitter users and/or bots who gather around a twitter target.

v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.

v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.
"The dude was wrong. So we Twitter swarmed him".

"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."
by MTL DeSweetie July 20, 2017
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Football Twitter

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022
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Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans
-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."
by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016
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Twitter no-life

When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do
Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me

. I think I'm a Twitter no life
by Sydkqudiakshf April 30, 2022
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twitter is terrible

twitter is literally terrible, they cancel everyone for no reason, especially members from the dream smp
- hey, i heard dream got cancelled again, why?

- twitter is terrible

- understandable
by faytzh June 10, 2021
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