Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

Clitter Twitter

Similar to a "boner maker" for men, a clitter twitter is someone who turns a woman on or makes her horny (makes her clitoris flutter or swell).

Brian is Rose's clitter twitter.

by Kitty Capone April 7, 2023

Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

Quit twitter

To kill your self

Did you see John quit twitter it was really depressing

by Braxtoniscockatcod February 18, 2022

Twitter no-life

When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do

Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me

. I think I'm a Twitter no life

by Sydkqudiakshf April 30, 2022