Turtle Ass

A person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the shit. Most people who dislike the turtle ass usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. When you see a turtle ass, call him a turtle ass. Don't pass up the opportunity.

Look at that turtle ass!

by Chris P. Jackson November 13, 2011

turtle suit

Kelvar vest or body armor

GIs often don't want to wear turtle suits because it restricts their moblity and range of motion, but it has proven to have saved hundreds of lives.

by Bill Peters October 12, 2006

Turtle Soup

A code word for sexual intercourse. It can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. You can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.

Dude, I'm having turtle soup tonight!

by Sheriff Dardo Boy January 4, 2012

turtle hull

The trunk of an automobile.

I travel with a first aid kit in my turtle hull.

by Monty Graves April 29, 2006

Playing Turtle

It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.

Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.

You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.

by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010

turtle neck

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

turtle lesbo

A Corduroy pant wearing, round shaped, butch lesbian of shorter stature. Do not confuse these lesbos with the taller lesbian variety; Ogeralis Majoris. Typically turtle lesbos are found along the western coastline of the USA. A turtle lesbo's primary habitat is that of middle to lower class neighborhoods often refered to as "the ghetto." A turtle lesbians primary occupation is that of a chef or mechanic. Their spare time is spent coaching women's basketball or soccer. A turtle lesbian will often approach people with an uncanny swagger which is meant to mimic their male counterparts. The hair style typically found upon the head of a turtle lesbo is that of an 9 year old boy of the phylum dorkus-minoris. Turtle lesbos are relatively harmless, however, if one were to cross the path of a turtle lesbo in hot pursuit of a lipstick lesbian they would find themselves in deep perile. Lastly it is the turtle lesbo is the primary consumer of male hormones despite the gov't insistance that male baseball players hold that status.

Excuse me turtle lesbo, is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

by patrick_patrick January 19, 2008