Topeka

Topeka, KS the Capitol and 3rd largest city of Kansas. It's population has become stagnant with approximately 130'000 people. Also known as the sphincter of the State.

Kansas is the asshole of the planet, and it's capitol, Topeka, is the sphincter.

by A$phincter$ay$what May 1, 2024

Toleen

Toleen is that one girl that you always have your eye on. The most beautiful girl in the world. You stay friends with her for years waiting for her to give you a clear sign, and when you finally get the sign you fall in love with her. You’re barely gonna see her but when you do she gives the best kisses.

You: Hey wanna go to the art museum with me?

Toleen: I’m the nicest piece of art there right.

by bugzayyyyy February 17, 2024

Toupee with chinstrap

A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024

Toppetrolicresaurphobia

A type of phobia which has an unreasonably huge fear of the roblox user: ToppeHat otherwise known as: piggygamer72. An individual with this phobia has the chance to have a heart attack when seeing otherwise a picture, a line of text or hearing a mentioning of the user.

"Is he still here? I can't believe I was born with Toppetrolicresaurphobia........ thud"

by Topuhiiiiii March 19, 2024

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024

Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.

Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."

by topher_.xx January 12, 2025

Topless Ema Skye

The best thing ever created since the Molars image, I'm currently gooning to it right now, I'm stroking my peantis right now.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you hear that Kale Bennett drew another drawing of Topless Ema Skye?!
Guy 2: I'm straight up jorking it rn.

by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025