toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

to Drown the toilet

To take a water shit

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.

by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

by Amc September 18, 2017

Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!

Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!

by tatsmec January 5, 2017

Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

by Onlydog January 4, 2019