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"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025
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Get the andrew fair mug.Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?
by BluderFly August 2, 2008
Get the County-fair-it mug.Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces
Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.
by RiLoCh February 13, 2023
Get the Horse Fair mug.You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.
Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
Get the Not fair to the other guys mug.Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
by Snow Witch November 20, 2015
Get the ghetto fair mug.After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
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