liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

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When it rains it pours

This means that your boyfriend smells and doesn't shower

"when it rains it pours Gavin"

by Ekmma February 28, 2020

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do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.

50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?

by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009

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She'll be some pup when her tail grows

Donegal Slang for " She/he is doing well/will do well

Or

She is hot.

"See that Nicola? She'll be some pup when her tail grows"

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

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When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

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