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Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin
Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin
by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018
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Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022
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Sana-OLD

buti pa sila nakaka labas ng late sana-old
by NightBeast February 12, 2022
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Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
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Old buddy

Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer
What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?
by LenziWarrior February 26, 2020
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Old iron

An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay
That old iron hasn't been getting any play.
by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023
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Old Democrat

A person member of the US democratic party who holds conservative views and is considered disconnected from the current state of the party and there constituents.

These people, who are mostly over 65, tend to hold neo-libral views and support policies like lowering taxes, the regulating corporations, Defunding social programs and increased military spending. Some are republicans who have migrated to the other side after the election of donald trump, and some are lifetime democrats who would be indistinguishable from Republicans 20 years ago. Old democrats tend to be obsessed with the idea of “bi-partisanship” and will often sacrifice popular support for the sake of not appearing “Polarizing”.

Prominent old Democrats include, joe biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi.
“The old democrats have successfully partnered with the senate to The regulate the fossil fuel industry
by Soulful_Tamales July 5, 2022
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