An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007
the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.
by mrs.funks fav student May 21, 2021
by cmg310 December 20, 2016
by Stpaul83 November 11, 2017
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009
by Dew funk November 17, 2023