Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Fairy allure

A type of wanting to attract people's attention by posting social media posts that creates a certain persona that all encompassing fake interesting traits from a desire to find true love out there or a wish to make a famous person to somehow see you amongst the crowd

A : Why he always post a pic of himself with a sentimental expression and weird captions?
B : either he imagine he will get a japanese girlfriend or he imagine he will get notice by olivia munn

A : he is def creating a fairy allure!

by ATimeTravellerFromThePast May 19, 2023

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

fairy flying

First used in popular culture in the 1980's film Style Wars. The term is used to describe a move or an action such as one in breakdancing that looks impressive to the untrained eye but is not actually difficult to execute.

Hey, Did you see that peg wheelie? that was sick.

Nah man, he was just fairy flying.

by Jim Birtwisle November 29, 2007

gloat fairy

Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly

Dent head is a real gloat fairy

by belaDonay November 27, 2016

turtle fairy

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!

Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.

by sugaababy February 4, 2010

CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE

WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1

by pirece69 June 14, 2018