Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts

Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper

by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009

badgering

repeatedly ask (someone) to do something; pester. A similar word be embering or pestering.

Stop badgering me about my homework.

by Jason_gallagher69 May 11, 2025

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Badgered it

When you leave the hair curler on the carpet and burn a hole.

Hey Cody badgers got a hole in her carpet
Yeahhh she badgered it up

by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025

Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024