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one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
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Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011
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Wondering Ball's

A promiscuous man who is always seeking and searching who can't seem to settle down.
Hey! That guy has wondering ball's I wouldn't trust him.
by Rob Ruger November 2, 2021
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Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.
Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!
by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020
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Wonder Breadin

You get that done? No. Moe you wonder breadin cuz.
by J_Walkin September 19, 2010
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one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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Sometimes I Wonder If

When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.
by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023
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