Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss by NZBB May 31, 2009

You don't get to swim in the pool! 

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

You don't get to swim in the pool! by Lina April 16, 2005

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent

Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by Jayrod64* November 25, 2016

Can't Get Past the 1st Level 

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.

I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!

Can't Get Past the 1st Level by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019