Stoner Penguin

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.

...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...

by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

stoner with a boner

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

by Kenny the stoner February 22, 2004

princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011

Joshua Stoner

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.

that guy is a joshua stoner.

by jackal3 October 29, 2012

stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.

damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!

by korrrrn-deznutz February 19, 2011

Stoner Signal

a. Flicking your lighter twice to signal other stoners to match.
b. Advertising you either want to buy weed or you have weed to sell.

Me and my brother saw this guy with dreads, we stoner signaled him to match with us

by BonneyLakeStoner April 14, 2010