Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
Get the gamer statusmug. by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022
Get the Status Effectsmug. When you are doing really good
by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016
Get the Gucci Statusmug. The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022
Get the Alex Statusmug. by foreveryone February 25, 2013
Get the gratus statusmug. A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.
by rachdc1 January 11, 2011
Get the status wavemug. A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
Get the shotgun statusmug.