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Sonic

He is a hedgehog that rolls around at the speed of sound. He has places to go, and he has to follow his rainbow. He can't stick around, he has to keep moving on.
by raywastaken July 28, 2022
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Sonic Adventure DX

The GameCube port of Sonic Adventure.

People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."

If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.
P1 <(DX IS SO DUMB I JUST CLIPPED THROUGH THE LOOP AGAIN!!!!!)

P2 <(XD)

P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>
by Do_mmar! April 21, 2022
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Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
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Sonic feet

The feet on a stupid fucktard speedster hedgehog called sonic, he is so fast that he finishes in 0.5 seconds.

His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?

Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by Tough_Duck May 4, 2024
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Sonic 06

A good game. Trust me. It's not a trap. :)
Sonic 06 is the game of all time, it was definitely made.
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Sonic blast

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.

My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.

Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018
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Sonic

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022
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