shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

shit the gear by Swasee June 25, 2016

Oliver the fat shit

This is used to describe someone called Oliver who is a fat shit who should jump of a cliff because of their lifestyle of eating. He does nothing but eat he will never unfortunately have sex because he is so fat he will just belly bounce the lady and he has a shrivelled penis. And when ordering food he gets his ruler out to measure which cake is the biggest

Person 1: look at that guy over there eating a massive cake

Person 2: wow he is so big he is Oliver the fat shit

Oliver the fat shit by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019

make the bed shit 

A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.

Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.

make the bed shit by PIPenis May 11, 2022

I’m the fucking shit

I’m the best!

If you can’t think of anything to be grateful for just think about how I love you because I’m the fucking shit

I’m the fucking shit by Dizzy Dagger November 12, 2017

Shit the bed 

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

Shit the bed by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013

Smoking the freaky shit 

Smoking powerful or potent crack/weed/PCP.Good shit.

I was whacked the fuck out on the freaky shit last night.I love smoking the freaky shit!

Smoking the freaky shit by Legend 102 August 1, 2008

The frito shit scoop 

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

We just did the frito shit scoop

The frito shit scoop by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010