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Father

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023
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Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious
Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan
by anonymous September 2, 2022
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Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
by Komickazee February 19, 2024
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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Father Druggie

Father Druggie is a drugged up verison of Father Christmas
Santa: I hate Father Druggie
Elf: Yes I argee Sir Santa
by anonymous November 19, 2023
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My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.
by metabolism April 20, 2023
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