Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

Lineshaft Cowboy

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.

Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.

by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022

French Cowboy

A cowboy from France.

Kevin is a French Cowboy, he needs to accept his inner yeehaw.

by undefault April 22, 2019

cowboy style

Having anal sex without the use of anal lube.

Hey, I heard you screaming last night.
Yeah, me and Jacob were doing it cowboy style.

by Madd Maxx 05 March 6, 2021

sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017