jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

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Jump rope

When you’re sucking a dudes dick and pull your mouth off, it’s the string of spit that hangs from your mouth to the tip of his dick.

I sucked his dick so sloppy that there was a jump rope hanging from my mouth!

by Dash9424 March 07, 2019

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1.) Any shot of Tequila that is dropped into a pint glass half full of redbull

Bartendar! We'take two jumping beaner's! Thats Redbull and Tequila instead of Redbull and Vodka

by Taylor Luke May 04, 2007

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Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.

This bumper jack has been Trump Jumped from $49 bucks to almost $60.
This is an ass ripping $10 dollar trump jump.

by ClarkKent January 26, 2017

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Jump-Fuck AKA JF
Eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them.

"Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable."
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"

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a man or woman who is quick to have sex w/ someone. Unlike "slut" it is gender-neutral - it can be applied to men, not only women.

What a jump off! He only knew her for a day, and he already let her have sex with him!

by Archer MC February 16, 2006

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A hypothetical propulsion technology that allows a vehicle to teleport instantaneously via an artificially-created wormhole.

I bought a jump drive for my car so I could get to work in five minutes.

by MatthiasFW August 02, 2008

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