Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 25, 2012
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umbrella hat

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.
by GollyGee July 14, 2014
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Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.
by helllllooooo November 04, 2010
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shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump
Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!
by Crusty lips February 29, 2016
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 15, 2021
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sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.
I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!
by BadMedicine October 24, 2008
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