Jeb Bush

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

by JDUB in LA July 3, 2015

bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

bush club

When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"

Chris was wasted last night so we initiated him into the bush club on the way back from the bars.

by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

bush dander

Dried man chowder and or dry flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when bumped or brushed falls like white dust

So drunk last night I went down on a hooker and woke up this morning with a beard full of bush dander.

by Majickcom February 23, 2021

Thermal Bush

a big hairy bush used to keep pussies warm in the cold winter months

Yo dude I was banging some chick last night and she had a thermal bush. That shit was thick!!!!

by chiggeronilishous December 15, 2010

Moist Bush

an aroused female of any species...

Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"

Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"

by moistness December 1, 2011