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jackoffolantern
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Carving
a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it
up in
the
microwave
with the intention of fornicating with it
Trefor wanted to
keep up with
the festivities of
October
, so he
carved
himself a jackoffolantern!
jackoffolantern
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October 27, 2022
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bush dander
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Dried man chowder and or
dry
flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when bumped or brushed falls
like
white
dust
So
drunk
last
night
I went down on a
hooker
and woke up this morning with a beard full of bush dander.
bush dander
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February 23, 2021
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bush dander
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Dried man chowder and or flaky
skin
mixed in pubic hair, when brushed or bumped falls
like
whit
dust
.
Went down on a
hooker
when I was
drunk
last
night
, when I woke up I found bush dander in my mustache.
bush dander
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Majickcom
February 23, 2021
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