the teeter

Harris Teeter food markets.

I'm going to the teeter to shop for groceries.

by Bernadette 3 October 4, 2008

butt taster

someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.

Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.

Person B: What a butt taster!

by benandjerrys1111 July 1, 2009

African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010

Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).

My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!

by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

bad taster

A "bad taster" is a synthetic form of acid sold in blotter form. This includes research chemicals such as 2c-i, 25-i, 2c-t-2, 2c-b, 4-doc-dmt, etc. These research chemicals will harm the brain much more than "true lucy" will, or in other terms, LSD. It is a similar experience, but from my personal experience, it's just not the same. If you want to save a few brain cells, spit out the tab if you happen to get a Bad Taster.

Me: "Yo Trevor, I picked up some tabs! Lets fucking fry dude."
Trevor: "Bruh, these are bad tasters!"
*silence*
Both of us: "Fuck it!"

by onlypwn October 16, 2015

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017