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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Rad-testicle

What is rad-testicle you may ask as you find this new word, It it where the male specimen actually shows decent enough traits to be a functioning human being.
Wow, Bryan was very rad-testicle today at the parade.
by LeachLVR September 11, 2023
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dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
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Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules
“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag
by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024
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Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025
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Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.
PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.
by utopenec February 6, 2025
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Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.
"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025
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