Teabag

To dip ones nutsack into the mouth of a male, female, or a shemale.
To slap one nutsack on anothers face.

Mike got teabagged hardcore style by Huncho

by A Crazy Negro March 12, 2011

Tenacious D

Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.

"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."

by F#ck June 23, 2019

Arabian Teabagging

Arabian teabagging is where one man places his balls on the other mans eye lids and lays the penis flat mimicking the shape of an arabin mans nose!

Ha ha ha check this out, i am arabian teabagging this chump

by GreenSmoke Records April 7, 2010

Sex Teeball

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

tenaj

A tool going no where in life cause he wastes his life on computer games thinking he is cool

Tenaj Karmala

by Peter March 27, 2003

teabagging

An act performed by liberal males on other liberal males in which the dominant liberal male (the top) squats over the other liberal male (the bottom) and repeatedly inserts his testicles into the other man's mouth. Variations on teabagging include: (i) the clamped teabag in which the bottom liberal male bites down on the top's testicles while the testicles are in the bottom's mouth, (ii) hot teabagging in which the bottom liberal male inserts one or more fingers into the top's anus while the top dips his testicles in the bottom's mouth, (iii) English teabagging in which both men wear a variety of lingerie while teabagging, (iv) the "Nestle" manuever in which the bottom liberal male also masturbates the top liberal male, (v) the "Nestle with a cherry on top" which combines the "Nestle" with hot teabagging and (vi) full organic teabagging in which the Nestle with a cherry on top is combined with the top liberal male performing fellatio (oral intercourse) on the bottom liberal male. Full organic teabagging can also involve putting some whipped cream on top in which the bottom liberal male ejaculates onto the face of the top liberal male.

Anderson Cooper carefully shaved his testicles this morning in anticipation of a long session of hot teabagging with Keith Olbermann before going on his 360 show. He did not plan his day well and put on make-up before seeing Keith. Once there, Keith went wild and did full organic teabagging and put some whipped cream on top. Anderson's make-up artist had diffculty in fixing his make-up and he was late for the show.

by KingSodom69 April 16, 2009

teabag

to dip ones ball sack otherwise known as the scrotum into a willing or even unwilling persons mouth

marcus teabagged mervin on a night when he wouldnt come out and has since become a fan of this pastime

by anonymous?????? May 5, 2005