techno-tard

noun
tek-noh-tahrd
a person with inadequate technological skills, not proficient with computers and/or other technology

Bob: I crashed my damn computer again!
Steve: Jeeze, you're such a techno-tard dude.
Bob: I know I think I repel computers!

by rougeposter February 28, 2011

…technoblade

best and funniest bestfriend ever😊 tho is a huge simp for wilbur anyways they are swag🚁

…technoblade is the best

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.

When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.

by wargen August 1, 2012

minimal techno

a synthesizer-generated type of music characterized by a bpm (beat-per-minute) tempo of 140 on average. Minimal techno seems to be an offshoot of Rotterdam hardcore, the type of extremely-fast music in vogue on the dance-floors of the Dutch city. In the US, DJs/Producers like Jeff Mills (Detroit) have championed the sound since the early 90s and can be heard unleasing the hard, take-no-prisoners sounds of minimal techno at dancefloors across the globe. he is most popular, it seems, in Europe and, Japan.

This is so minimal techno!

by Ali Naderzad February 12, 2006

techno-tard

anyone who has absolutely no knowledge of modern technology

he couldnt even figure out how to switch on his monitor....what a techno-tard

by adz[FF] February 2, 2008

Techno Snobbery

The miss use, abuse, or complete shunning of technology, either hardware or software, that is easy to use; also used to portray an attitude toward those who do use same.

Tina practices techno snobbery when she won't even look at an iPod.

by Techno Robert October 24, 2008

techno

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Real Techno Is .

by Minimal December 19, 2003