Soft Tacos

Term for a gay orgy with no lube.

"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."

by TheBirdsCanSeeEverything June 29, 2022

Taco bail

Leaving an event or gathering in order to get some Taco Bell.

"Hey man, this party is pretty lame. Let's Taco bail."

by phagyna February 11, 2012

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 21, 2014

Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.

1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!

by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012

Taco bell'd

When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.

I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016

Awko Taco

One of the various expressions that can be pulled from the vault of retro phrases, this describes a particularly awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Using this phrase is especially fitting for people with five adopted siblings when watching The Royal Tenenbaums because there's no difference between adopted and biological sibling dynamics. In this circumstance, attempting disassociation is not enough and it's still awko taco.

Phew, good thing I'm not dumb and misuse cool phrases cuz that would been awkie taco.
Welp, it's actually "awko taco" sooooo...
Dang, then this is awko taco.

by youcannowretire February 18, 2021