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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 7, 2008
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Hit the table

Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."
by Aobubblebutt June 5, 2014
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009
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Sit at the Head of The Round Table

a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity.
b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.
You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
by Mahus March 8, 2012
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flip a table

A term used to express one's sheer aggravation, madness, frustration, or anger at something.
If the bartender doesn't give me another shot of Jack Daniels, I am going to flip a table.
by Jilina September 29, 2005
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bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker
trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"
by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009
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Pool Table

The moment during a threesome involving 2 males and 1 female where the males' balls collide in the heat of passion.

It's not gay until the balls touch.
"Tom and Jerry were double-teaming Amy in both holes when the place turned into a pool table."
by John Hollick May 3, 2008
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