by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
by Fixitfrost59 April 07, 2023
The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 17, 2018
by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022
The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018