Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

party trumpet

A nose hose for bugger sugar

Ay pass the party trumpet I gotta fat rail to fire

by C L O U D S July 21, 2023

trumpeteer

Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.

Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!

by Finleah November 6, 2021

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022