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speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating
That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!
by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017
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shipping immunity

An immunity against being shipped with another person

Aka the thing Diavolo needs and wants
X: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
Z: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity
by X឵ March 20, 2021
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ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.
Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.
by The penis puncher April 30, 2024
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do you like ships?

A danganropa meme that I love for some reason
Freind:hi
Me:do you like ships?
by MelonPanda January 4, 2021
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ship of thesaurus

a tactic often used by plagiarists in order to hide the fact that theyre plagiarizing

the ship of thesaurus takes an original text, and either switches the order of the words around, or uses synonyms and big, intelligent sounding words words to obfuscate the original text.
in a sentence
harris: dude you copied my essay
james: i switched the words around its fine
harris: classic ship of thesaurus argument

in action
chris: this game is good
filip: this playable experience is enjoyable
chris: kill yourself
by DackJaniels April 8, 2024
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On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.
Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”
by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025
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Ship

An aircraft, namely an airplane
What do you think of the Baron? She's a nice ship isn't she?
by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
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