A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011
Get the shotgun status mug.When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.
Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011
Get the Status Jacker mug.A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
Get the Status bomber mug.a versatile term to describe anything out of the norm in a positive way. it could be to describe anything crazy, cool, intense, etc.
by curtislow805 July 28, 2011
Get the gnar-status mug.When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.
Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home
Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
by KatCard July 29, 2011
Get the Shady Status mug.When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
Get the Status Humping mug.Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Requirements to have gamer status:
• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind
If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
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