voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

Dead In Mail

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.

Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.

by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Rat Mail

A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.

I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.

by Aries11647 October 17, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025

Maile

The most amazing person you will ever meet.She is funny, sweet, will always be there for you no matter what and you can tell all your secrets to her.She is normally shy but once you become best friends, she is the most loyal person ever.Don't ever try to upset or make a Maile mad because they already have trust issues and may cause them to commit self harm when you don't even know it.Mailes hate some people(Specificly hate the name DEVON) If you don't treat them right.

Maile.

by A tea group member October 15, 2019

x-mail

the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on

man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year

by tracy v December 20, 2008