Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

by AaronFearless November 4, 2021

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce
by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
by ha11sy October 1, 2018

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
