by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
Get the Flex Tape mug.Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
Get the first class flex mug.Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.
Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.
It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.
It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.
It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.
It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
by Kekmaker May 29, 2019
Get the classic flex mug.When someone is flaunting, bragging. You see a lot of celebrities do that and probably rude girls in school. If someone does this often enough they’re a flexor
Becky: Well, yesterday my Dad bought me a yacht and bought me a car, it was a Lamborghini
John: Becky stop flexing,no one likes flexors
John: Becky stop flexing,no one likes flexors
by Personbehindscreen5 June 20, 2019
Get the Flex mug.The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
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Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
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