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Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.
by CommonConnection March 25, 2021
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£1 coin

Replaced the £1 note and not yet accepted in vending machines
stupid poms have new £1 coins, but our chocolate machine doesn't accept them
by Zfonz June 26, 2017
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1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.
Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.
by Fasters May 3, 2022
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schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.
"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.
by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016
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1-dimensional

Used to call someone who is daft, boring or an idiot
Ur so 1-dimensional man
by m0Bo May 19, 2018
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1 inch

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?
by destrierZ May 20, 2022
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destiny 1

A game that was made by Bungie Studios and made Destiny 2 to make sure pc are players happy
Did u get Destiny 1
mugGet the destiny 1mug.

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