table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

goof tax

- To put a price an item for an idiot.

- Idiot tax

Im gonna goof tax you on this if you wreck my shit!

by Jessica7191 February 24, 2018

doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

by ThePEhall March 6, 2020

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020

Tax evasion

A fun thing to do in your free time that also saves you money.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna commit some tax evasion?
Person 2: Fuck yhea, fuck the IRS!!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021