Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)

Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."

by Fillapulated July 21, 2021

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Every man should learn to be a man from Danny Tabor.

by #DannyT November 20, 2021

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If she comes into your life it'll either turn into heaven or hell.

Aim to become sabeel Tabassum

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in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!

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Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.

Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.

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Mirayashi Taboo

The act of a man sitting in the lap of naked woman whilst eating an apple. She proceeds grind fruitlessly at the rear end of the male whilst his erection remains anadorned by any physical attention thus perpetuating a no-win scenario.

“Jim, you look upset”
“Yeah, Henry, I had another go at the Mirayashi taboo last night”
“No luck, Jim?”
“I’m going to beat this one day, I don’t believe in a no-win scenario”

by George Okuda October 22, 2022

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