swide

this is a shorter word for 'suicide (for love, solitude, isolation, having no fiends etc.)'

I gonna swide because I have no friends, I have never had a girl, I feel alone, one girl was a Dew that became a blackdew :'(((((((((

by Andrius M. lonesome April 7, 2008

good size

When a girl tells a boy its a good size thats her way of saying it's small

Well?
Hey, it's a good size okay.

by popejohnpaul12 August 5, 2008

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.

I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.

by OpethRules April 14, 2003

micah-size

The process in which one takes something that works well and inhibits its basic abilities by adding inferior components while removing necessary ones.

That deck has been Micah-sized. See, The Phage

by Micah April 5, 2004

seize up

When something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a "seize up".
When something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a "horrid seize".
This term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry's forest of wonders back in the day.

"I was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a Buddha made of clouds. It was a seize up."
"I can't physically move, this is a horrid seize."

by the chubby funster January 23, 2008

seize

to hold someone down and aggressively rape them

look at that hot babe, i’m gonna seize her tonight!

by ifhyci September 6, 2019