Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

Swisher Love

1. When two homies tap their swisher sweet cigarellos togehther as a sign of comrodery.
2. when a single swisher sweets cigarello is shared between two friends.

"fuck yeah swisher love man" (people tap cigarellos together and then begin to puff and exhale)

"pass that swisher love over here"

by Nicky Lawrence and Paul Sintetos August 7, 2007

Swiss Lady

A girl who has been cummed on her nose (mountain top), shat on her forehead (chocolate), and all in a timely manner.

"My boyfriend totally swiss lady-ed me the other night!"

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

Swiss Dip

The act of dipping one's balls (testicles) into hot fondue and then into a sleeping person's (open) mouth.

I am going to swiss dip your mother later.

by srmarymargaret April 6, 2009

Swiss Army Tea Bag

When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.

Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.

Billiam: Why did she do that?

Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.

by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009

swish and swallow

Another term for smoking the pole.

Damn, that chick wasn't a spitter. She gave me a swish and swallow.

by mom doyle November 29, 2003

Swiper

Someone who swipes peoples virginities !

Meredith is a swiper, because she took three guys virginities

by red.headed.devil February 3, 2010