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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.
"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."
by Virtual Antiquity August 1, 2018
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Giant Swing

A move from the game 'Rumbleverse' that yeets the enemy away. Usually paired with punchline, kick or mist.
Aw shit man. That son of a bitch is using Giant Swing and Mist
by Local Dominoes December 5, 2022
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Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.
Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?
by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017
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Swing

A kind of game, where people flies
Just

Like
A
Bird
But

Falls
To
The
Ground
And

Then
Become shit
Girl 1 "Hey, go back to earth before you go too high!!"
Boy1 flies and falls face to the ground "Too late!!"
Girl1 "I told you to stop swing flying"
by Don'tDreamJustDo July 31, 2016
mugGet the Swingmug.

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023
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