El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006

Speech class

Possibly the most demoralizing class you'll ever take in high school.

Student1:I hate speech class.

Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.

Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.

Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)

by EEEEthan May 13, 2007

Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

shpeel

Oft-repeated thoughtless dialogue which is not necessarily true.

When I asked for more detailed information, she just gave me the usual shpeel.

by Andonstop August 3, 2007

high speed

Ironic: A person who is inept. Used in place of the person's name. Heavy military useage.

Hey there, high speed, why didn't you do twenty push-ups like I told you to?

He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.

by Ayame Emaya September 9, 2006

Charlottesville Speed Limit

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.

"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"

by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006