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Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
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Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.
Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?
by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015
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Everything under the sun

To come on your partner’s face while simultaneously spraying their face with various condiments typically used on food
Last night was crazy! I gave that bitch everything under the sun!
by Dadatboidaboidat February 25, 2023
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the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land
Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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Black Hole Sun

1. A sun during a solar eclipse.
2. The existence of a sun in negative energy. Such states can only be found in situations such as a supernova.
3. A nuclear weapon.
4. A divine figure that has turned to evil.
1. There was a black hole sun today, just as NASA said.
2. Using my telescope, I could see the black hole sun, as it slowly was obliterated and dissipated throughout the universe.
3. The usage of black hole suns has been minimized due to many peace conferences between nations, in the effort to prevent global apocalypse.
4. Satan is a black hole sun.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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british sun tan

A sun tan covering only the face and lower arms. Known as this due to Britons unwillingness to show their bodies in summer, it is largley irrelevant to today's Britain and reflects laregly British stereotypes.
Charles has a British sun tan! His face and arms are all brown!
by Barry Pinches July 5, 2005
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COAD Sun glasses

COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.
by KazZ! April 27, 2010
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