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Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019
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simon

major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human
me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.
by livelifexx December 30, 2019
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Simon

Simon is also lemeonade
Simon is the best
by FINESIX January 24, 2020
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Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan
Simon is a really great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.
I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.
by Qrut February 4, 2021
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Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.
Have you ever heard of Samoni?
by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021
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Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard
Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard
by Yessir80 November 23, 2021
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