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Summer Camp

Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.
PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨
by v1vdefineswords May 15, 2021
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summer rejoice

When two people find company in each other even though they both have significant others. However, both of their significant others are out of town and this ends up in a secret relationship. Similar to a summer romance, but with more complications.
Joe: My girlfriend is out of town, so wanna be my summer rejoice?

Sarah: I'm so glad you asked, my boyfriend just left for vacation yesterday!
by hashslingingslasher July 28, 2010
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Summer Crust

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.
Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
by KING DAVO December 2, 2009
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summer swirler

A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!
by rcalley July 11, 2014
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hoodies in summer

someone whos so fat they wear a hoody in the summertime to hide their figure
Tom: Yo, dat bitch gots dem' flabbys

Brandon Olsen: Yeah dude, total hoodies in summer.
by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
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summer bunnies

Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007
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Sex Summer

Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?

Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!

Dude1: Fuck yeah!
by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007
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