smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

Ur mom

by jake Roop April 7, 2003

shuck and jive

Not the whole truth; or manipulating something to get it your way.

Person 1: I don't believe you can still do that
Person 2: I can so *demonstrates*

by Swarsfanatic July 6, 2005

stucky yank

When you fall asleep yanking it and its all dried up and sticky in your hand.

I stucky yanked last night it was nasty.

by StynkyFeet February 4, 2017

Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.

Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!

by DatDude11 September 19, 2006

Smucky

Smucky is a person on the verge of being sweaty and yucky.

It's so hot in here my underarms are smucky!

by Connies June 20, 2013

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009