Stewde

1. A male flight attendant - combination of Stewerdess and Dude

I used to get free drinks when the transcontinental flights were staffed by the ladies - now that the Stewdes have taken over, I'm lucky if I get peanuts.

by TwoLoops February 25, 2011

The Stewkley Mentality

The ability/choice to have an awesome time regardless of (and most of the time, in spite of) non-familiarity in location, circumstance or friend count.

Named after Stewkley, a small village outside Leighton Buzzard (see: middle of nowhere) where parties are held...for some fuckin' reason.

Coined by Lee & Joe of Sketch Comedy program "The ABTV Show".

"Yeah it was just Me and Corfield, at a Morris Dancing Festival, in Skegness, on a rainy November afternoon AAAAAND we weren't suited up BUT through the power of The Stewkley Mentality it was like we were partying with Bill Murray, in Vegas, on Crystal Meth AAAAAND my penis was made out of money. The ladies loved it."

by Malikibob October 9, 2011

Marsha Stewart

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018

stewy

When somebody consumes enough alcohol to give them the courage to do almost anything

Sandra was butt ass naked acting all stewy last night

by Alien510 May 20, 2005

Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.

Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.

by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012

stewpeed

1. stupid

2. the mother of stew who peed

1. OMG! he's so stewpeed!

2. Stranger: Who are you?

Stewpeed: I'm the mother of stew who peed.

Stranger: Oh! So you're Stewpeed.

by peterpede August 2, 2011

stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

by Digger September 21, 2005