A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
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